I saw this sign on my FB page a little while back and darned it it ain't the cutest thing!
It's a hand-written cardboard sign posted at some eatery saying "If you'd like to get our attention, please push the button below and say Ding Dong! in a loud voice. We'll get to you as soon as we can."
Gotta say, this got some laughs from me and my friends! Kudos to the eatery for their creativeness, too! I'm sure a place with this kind of sense of humor would be a great place to have a filling meal with lots of laughs.